A 5% service charge is added every order to supplement the implementation of Initiative 82.
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Your Only Friend MOUNT VERNON TRIANGLE
1114 9th Street Northwest, CHICKY PEP RED DOOR, Washington, DC
Featured Items

Chicky Pep No. 2
Nonna-style chicky cutty, pep bolo (contains pork), various Italian cheeses, Italian-style garlic anchovy Duke’s mayo, roasted long hots, OG breadstick dust, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: ANCHOVY!!! Soy, Egg, Dairy - CONTAINS PORK$18.00
Cool Ranch Onion Rings
Doritos(ish) Cool Ranch pow-pow, beer-battered onion rings, fancy ranch dipper ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, GLUTEN!!!$10.00
The Sub Club
Smoked turkey, bacon, Swiss, Duke's Mayo, shreddy letty, shaved onions, parm, dill pickles, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!!$18.00
Sandos, Snacks to Share & Sweet Dreamz
Between Bread

Caul Me Maybe (VG)
Roasted Cauliflower, vegan mayo*, Maggi Seasoning, pickled daikon & carrot, cukes, jalapeño, cilantro, soft roll *Duke’s Mayo available upon request Allergy Alert: Contains Soy (CANNOT be modified)$18.00
Crispy and Juicy (v)
Hashbrown, charcoal carrots, Peruvian yellow sauce*, shreddy letty, shaved onions, soft roll * vegan Peruvian yellow sauce available upon request Allergy Alert: Contains Soy, Egg, Activated Charcoal$18.00
Chicky Pep No. 2
Nonna-style chicky cutty, pep bolo (contains pork), various Italian cheeses, Italian-style garlic anchovy Duke’s mayo, roasted long hots, OG breadstick dust, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: ANCHOVY!!! Soy, Egg, Dairy - CONTAINS PORK$18.00
Hot Nug
Fast-food style chicken nugget, Nashville hot sauce, Duke’s Mayo, bread & butter pickles, sesame seed bun ALLERGY ALERT: SESAME, Celery, Soy, EggOUT OF STOCK$18.00
The RPG
Char siu roast pork, garlic Duke’s Mayo, Pickled Daikon, hot duck sauce, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: SOY, SESAME, EGGS!!$18.00
Mort & Mootz
Mortadella, mozzarella, shreddy letty, shaved onions, Duke's Mayo, pickled red pep relly, soft roll, hoagie dressing on the side ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!! Allergy Alert: Contains Soy, Egg, Dairy$18.00Spicy Panes con Pavo
Salvadorian braised turkey, curtido, salted cucumber, Crystal Hot Sauce fried chili oil, Duke’s Mayo, Mustard served cold like a leftover dream on a soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: PEANUTS, SESAME, EGG, SOY!!!$18.00
The Sub Club
Smoked turkey, bacon, Swiss, Duke's Mayo, shreddy letty, shaved onions, parm, dill pickles, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!!$18.00STUFFING SZN: THANKSGIVING SANDWICH
Smoked turkey, Dijon herb-y poultry Duke’s Mayo, fancy jellied cranberry sauce, boxed stuffing, arugula, soft roll, fast-food gravy sidecar, Good Memories Allergy Alerts: Wheat/Gluten, Egg, Dairy, Soy, Celery, Mustard, Anchovy$18.00STUFFING SZN: SANDWICH OF SIDES
Roasted sweet potato, caramelized brussel sprouts, pickled cranberries, fried shallots, fancy honey mustard, mayo griddled white bread. Allergy Alert: Wheat/Gluten, Egg, Dairy, Mustard.$18.00
Everything Else
Pimento Cheese
Pimento Cheese, Potato Chips (GLUTEN FREE - but processed in a plant with peanuts) ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY & EGGS!!!$10.00Caramelized Shallot Dip
Caramelized shallots, various creams, chives, everything bagel spice, Gardetto's Rye Chips ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, WHEAT, SESAME!!!Sesame,$10.00Dope Beetz (Sort-a Salad)
Roasted golden beets, tamari poké-esque dressing, espelette pepper, herbs, crispy shallots, furikake ALLERGY ALERT: SESAME and SOY (Tamari - Gluten Free)!!!OUT OF STOCK$12.00
Miso Chex Mix
Various Chex, Miso, Sesame, Honey, Chili Powder ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY & SESAME, SOY, GLUTEN!!!OUT OF STOCK$8.00
Cool Ranch Onion Rings
Doritos(ish) Cool Ranch pow-pow, beer-battered onion rings, fancy ranch dipper ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, GLUTEN!!!$10.00YOF Fries
Select from our faves, Cacio e Pepe or Seattle Fries. If you prefer, you can select unseasoned and salted just right!STUFFING SZN: Stuffing Poutine
Stuffing-dusted fries, fast-food gravy, cheese curds, crispy stuffing debris, cranberry-pepper-vinegar coulis (fancy for slightly thickened sauce!) Allergy Alerts: Wheat/Gluten, Dairy, Soy, Celery, Anchovy$14.00STUFFING SZN: Sweet Potato Casserole Tots
Burnt Marshmallow Ranch, Thanksgiving Fry Dust, Smoky Morita Chili Oil Allergy Alerts: Egg, Dairy, Celery$14.00
Dessert
Sodar Pop (Non-Alcoholic)
To Go Beverages (non-alcoholic)

Mexican Coke
Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love$4.00
Diet Coke
Take a Diet Coke break with this refreshing, no-calorie soft drink$4.00Cheerwine
Glass Bottle$4.00Blenheims "Hot" Ginger Ale
Glass Bottle$4.00Jarritos Mineragua Sparkling Water
Topo Chico has always been known for the legend surrounding its origins. Whether you believe in the legend or not, you'll still be able to enjoy the crisp, no-calorie taste of Topo Chico.$4.00Mountain Valley Spring Water
$4.00
Cocktails/Beer/RTD/Wine
Canned Beer/RTD
Zapp's Regular
$4.00
Request advisory
We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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Your Only Friend Location and Hours
Open now • Closes at 12AM
