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1114 9th Street Northwest, Washington, DC
Featured Items
The Sub Club
Smoked turkey, bacon, Swiss, Duke's Mayo, shreddy letty, shaved onions, parm, dill pickles, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!!$18.00
Mort & Mootz
Mortadella, mozzarella, shreddy letty, shaved onions, Duke's Mayo, pickled red pep relly, soft roll, hoagie dressing on the side ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!! Allergy Alert: Contains Soy, Egg, Dairy$18.00Cacio e Pepe Fries
Seasoned fries, cacio e pepe pow-pow, Calabrian chili special sauce ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, GLUTEN!!!$10.00
Sandos, Snacks to Share & Sweet Dreamz
Between Bread
Caul Me Maybe (VG)
Roasted Cauliflower, vegan mayo*, Maggi Seasoning, pickled daikon & carrot, cukes, jalapeño, cilantro, soft roll *Duke’s Mayo available upon request Allergy Alert: Contains Soy (CANNOT be modified)OUT OF STOCK$18.00
Crispy and Juicy (v)
Hashbrown, charcoal carrots, Peruvian yellow sauce*, shreddy letty, shaved onions, soft roll * vegan Peruvian yellow sauce available upon request Allergy Alert: Contains Soy, Egg, Activated CharcoalOUT OF STOCK$18.00
Chicky Pep No. 2
Nonna-style chicky cutty, pep (pepperoni) bolo, various Italian cheeses, Italian-style garlic Duke's Mayo, roasted long hots, all on our focaccia bread dusted with HUT seasoning. ALLERGY ALERT: ANCHOVY, Soy, Egg, Dairy - CONTAINS PORKOUT OF STOCK$18.00
Hot Nug
Fast-food style chicken nugget, Nashville hot sauce, Duke’s Mayo, bread & butter pickles, sesame seed bun ALLERGY ALERT: SESAME, Celery, Soy, EggOUT OF STOCK$18.00
The RPG
Char siu roast pork, garlic Duke’s Mayo, Pickled Daikon, hot duck sauce, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: SOY, SESAME, EGGS!!OUT OF STOCK$18.00Mort & Mootz
Mortadella, mozzarella, shreddy letty, shaved onions, Duke's Mayo, pickled red pep relly, soft roll, hoagie dressing on the side ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!! Allergy Alert: Contains Soy, Egg, Dairy$18.00The Sub Club
Smoked turkey, bacon, Swiss, Duke's Mayo, shreddy letty, shaved onions, parm, dill pickles, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!!$18.00Spicy Panes con Pavo
Salvadorian braised turkey, curtido, salted cucumber, Crystal Hot Sauce fried chili oil, Duke’s Mayo, Mustard served cold like a leftover dream on a soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: PEANUTS, SESAME, EGG, SOY!!!$18.00YOF B.E.C.
Lots of bacon, fluffy soft-scrambled eggs, melty cheese, Chili Crispy Mayo, mayo-torched round semolina roll, foil-wrapped, full-send.OUT OF STOCK$18.00
Everything Else
Pimento Cheese
Pimento Cheese, Potato Chips (GLUTEN FREE - but processed in a plant with peanuts) ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY & EGGS!!!$10.00Caramelized Shallot Dip
Caramelized shallots, various creams, chives, everything bagel spice, Gardetto's Rye Chips ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, WHEAT, SESAME!!!Sesame,OUT OF STOCK$10.00Dope Beetz (Sort-a Salad)
Roasted golden beets, tamari poké-esque dressing, espelette pepper, herbs, crispy shallots, furikake ALLERGY ALERT: SESAME and SOY (Tamari - Gluten Free)!!!OUT OF STOCK$12.00
Miso Chex Mix
Various Chex, Miso, Sesame, Honey, Chili Powder ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY & SESAME, SOY, GLUTEN!!!OUT OF STOCK$8.00Cacio e Pepe Fries
Seasoned fries, cacio e pepe pow-pow, Calabrian chili special sauce ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, GLUTEN!!!$10.00
Cool Ranch Onion Rings
Doritos(ish) Cool Ranch pow-pow, beer-battered onion rings, fancy ranch dipper ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, GLUTEN!!!OUT OF STOCK$10.00Seattle Fries
Crispy Fries, Japanese-style Duke’s, Fish Sauce Teriyaki, Furikake, Scallions, Bonito Flakes, a nice little snack Allergy Alert: Contains, Soy, Egg, Sesame, Fish$12.00THE WING
[ 5 wings ] Blue cheese brined wings, seasoned crispy coating, traditional buff sauce, thicc blue dipper (fancy pants ranch available upon request) Allergy Alert: Dairy$12.00GARLIC PARM WINGS
[ 5 wings ] Blue cheese brined wings, seasoned crispy coating, strip mall-style garlic parm, thicc blue dipper (fancy pants ranch available upon request) Allergy Alert: Contains Soy, Egg, Dairy$12.00JO JO SEA WINGS
[ 5 wings ] Blue cheese brined wings, seasoned crispy coating, an unnecessary but delicious mix of honey, old and JO seasoning, thicc blue dipper (fancy pants ranch available upon request) Allergy Alert: Contains Celery$12.00MUMBO WINGS
Blue cheese brined wings, seasoned crispy coating, Mumbo Sauce, thicc blue dipper (fancy pants ranch available upon request) [ 5 wings ] Allergy Alert: Contains Nightshade$12.00@MOEBUNS MADE US (YUZU KOSHO WET)
Blue cheese brined wings, seasoned crispy coating, red yuzu kosho, shio koji, sichuan pepper flake, fancy pants ranch ( thicc blue dipper available upon request) Allergy Alert: Contains Soy, Egg, SESAME$12.00BUFF-A-QUE
[ 5 wings ] Blue cheese brined wings, seasoned crispy coating, house BUFF mixed with Coca-Cola BBQ, (fancy pants ranch or thicc bleu available upon request) Allergy Alert: Contains Dairy$12.00
Sodar Pop (Non-Alcoholic)
To Go Beverages (non-alcoholic)
Mexican Coke
Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love$4.00
Diet Coke
Take a Diet Coke break with this refreshing, no-calorie soft drink$4.00Cheerwine
Glass Bottle$4.00Blenheims "Hot" Ginger Ale
Glass Bottle$4.00
Topo Chico
Topo Chico has always been known for the legend surrounding its origins. Whether you believe in the legend or not, you'll still be able to enjoy the crisp, no-calorie taste of Topo Chico.OUT OF STOCK$4.00
Chicky Pep No. 2
$18.00
Nonna-style chicky cutty, pep (pepperoni) bolo, various Italian cheeses, Italian-style garlic Duke's Mayo, roasted long hots, all on our focaccia bread dusted with HUT seasoning. ALLERGY ALERT: ANCHOVY, Soy, Egg, Dairy - CONTAINS PORK
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